Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

It’s no more complicated than that.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

And, two alone.

They want to finish the job.

And that’s it.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

There is only one thing that you can do.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?